Missouri Wrestling Revival

The opinions and views  expressed from Mr Late Nite do not necessarily reflect the views of Missouri Wrestling Revival.

It’s come to my attention that some of you idiots still aren’t getting the “big picture”. That’s alright, I didn’t expect a high level of intelligence out of wrestling fans. On September 11, at the VFW Hall in Waterloo, Illinois, I will drop a bombshell on the fans of Independent Hardcore Wrestling. Hell, I’ll drop a bomb on the entire head office of that company. “The Future” Donovan Ruddick and I have big plans, that go far beyond the world of professional “wrasslin”, but you’ll just have to wait until the show to find out what my big surprise is. Can you wait that long? Or are you all a bunch of mouth breaking window lickers who can’t wait for anything?

Not only am I going to have a surprise, but you’ll be seeing my client, Donovan Ruddick, go one-on-one against a man that I’ve been waiting to put out of this business for a long time – Mephisto. I don’t understand why fans like this guy. He’s out of shape, fat, has no charisma, and no showmanship. Ya know, maybe fans like Mephisto, because he’s just like the rest of them – a bunch of no talent losers. The fans can see their hero get pounded into oblivion on September 11th. I know a lot of you like the demolition derby, but this will be a human demolition derby. Donovan Ruddick is a monster truck and Mephisto is a Ford Escort. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to beat this idiot, so we can move on to bigger and better things.

If you’re looking for a few more reasons to come check out the show, I suggest you come out to see Brandon Aarons defend his IHW championship against a man who is physically and mentally superior to him – Bailey Mannix. Mannix is a pretty talented individual and his manager, Leon, could make a good assistant one day. Anyway, Bailey’s suspension is up the week of the show and Brandon is going to have to fight a man with nothing to lose and everything to gain. I doubt that pretty boy is going to be prepared for Bailey. Another man I respect, Eric Allen, will be defending his Illinois State title against Billy McNeil. We all know that McNeil got lucky against Sean Vincent in July, but Eric Allen is no slouch. McNeil’s not smart enough to win a match against Allen. You can do all the stupid flips you want, kid, but when you’re wrestling Eric Allen, it’s a mental chess game and McNeil lacks something between his ears to be able to win such a game.

So jump in your pick up trucks, cash your welfare checks, put on your best flannel shirt, brush your tooth, and bring your beer money and come out and see IHW on September 11th at the VFW Hall in Waterloo, Illinois. The gates open at 6:30pm. Make sure you’re there. You wouldn’t want to miss this show.

MR Late Nite

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Did you miss the last IHW Show? If so lets take a look at all the great action from IHW’S Last Dance in Dupo.